"Spearing ham on a broom handle" is how I refer to my bachelor days.
38 0 Reply"Vigorously sweeping while starving" is what mine were like.
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I also appreciate how she appears to be Skyrimming that wheel of cheese.
27 0 ReplyI wholeheartedly approve of using "Skyrimming" as a verb in this context.
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Can I borrow the ham stick woman when you're done?
20 0 Replyyea why does no one ever leave cured meats in my bed
9 0 ReplyHave you ever even asked?
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Just because Rob liefeld can't tell the difference between a woman's figure and ham on a stick doesn't automatically mean everyone is that stupid. Certain nazis like nick fuentes maybe, but jeez.
8 0 ReplyWhat's she doing with that fish?
6 1 ReplyAnti-Nazi stuff. You wouldn't understand.
16 1 ReplyDon't worry about it, it's just a red Herring
9 0 ReplyI think she's gonna feed it to her knee.
4 0 ReplyDon't worry about the fish
Worry about the cheese and sausage
2 0 ReplyProbably a celebratory dance afterwards.
1 0 ReplySo it smells like her.
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Still would
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