Wait...You don't all also have this setup?
How else is anyone supposed to know how things are going while they're going?
This is exactly how NASA built the Space Shuttle Toilet Simulator.
I like to be surprised.
Yes, I'm familiar with German culture.
Damn moonspeak!
As a German, it seems that I am not
Just referencing common jokes some nations have about other nations, the french all surrender, the Japanese are horny for school girls, the british have bad teeth, Americans are all loud... that sort of thing.
For Germans it's that you invented scat tables (glass tables) to watch your sex partner shit on you.
This is pre-internet lore, so probably formulated from German inclinations towards rationality and self-examination, sprinkled with some WW2 stuff, and some actual stuff about porn/bondage communities.
It's probably better left in the past, even if it's still a cultural reference that can be used.
I love Noddy Holders (lead singer of Slade) anecdote on on Graham Nortons show saying he was paid money in Germany multiple times to shit on a glass table while a dude was underneath.
Zizek has commented on the nature of ideology in Western European societies in relation to how their toilets deal with shit.
https://wwe.youtube.com/watch?v=8mtZmBvat4k
It suggests a fetish for examination.
And their toilets with dry surfaces that you poop on. That threw me for a loop when I visited Berlin.
My dentist has a setup where you can watch the dental work he's doing on your mouth, assuming you don't need glasses and can see the monitor in the corner.
I'm not sure why anyone would want that. But he has it.
How many people get to satisfy their fetishes with that one.
I appreciate how chill the handyman is about the whole situation
Want it
Aw crap. Another smudge on the lens. 🙄
"They should have sent a poet."
