Science Memes @mander.xyz fossilesque @mander.xyz 1d ago

Brazilian Wandering Spider

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Priapism isnt something you want. Eventually the blood will clot in your penis and no new blood can flow in, causing the cells in your penis to die from lack of oxygenated blood eventually leading to amputation. Better make those 4 hours count
So, uh, is the spider hotter in person? Because the picture isn't doing it for me.
- nope.
  
  and it was a challengin fap indeed
  
  I lasted 4 hours trying to cum
The erection won't do you much good as you try to avoid going into respiratory arrest:

Symptoms may appear within 10 to 20 minutes after the bite, and death within two to six hours, where severe pain radiates to the rest of the limb, systemic effects include tachycardia, increased blood pressure, vertigo, fever, sweating, visual disturbances, nausea, vomiting, difficulty breathing and paralysis.
- ... But... Also the erection, yes? 🤔
  
  Fully erect, like hard in the tip
  
  You’ll feel like a kid again
  
  Win some, lose some
- The good news is you get a four hour erection.
  The bad news is that you die within two hours.
  
  Hey! Necrophiliacs need love, too!
Alternative wording is gives you an erection for the rest of your life.
- And even a few hours after that!
FWIW, even if it only caused a four hour long erection, that is not what your partner is going to want.

Trust me on this.

After an hour--usually less than half an hour, IME--it's not going to matter how much lube you have, they're going to be hurting. You'll be frustrated, they'll be frustrated and in pain, and no one is going to be happy. Maybe there are a very, very few women that like getting pounded for over an hour straight, but I haven't dated one yet.
- In a move I'm going to regret forever, I'll admit to the internet that I love being cuddle-fucked for literally as long as I can get it. (There's a catch- has to be my boyfriend.)
  
  More than an hour and about 15 minutes and we'll probably need some lube, though.
- Maybe there are a very, very few women that like getting pounded for over an hour straight, but I haven’t dated one yet.
  
  I have. She loved going for marathon sex sessions.
  
  Just not with me.
- After more than half an hour I just get bored.
That's a challenging wank
- I miss Sean...
  
  Yeah.
  As a fellow baldish person I like to think I just have very vivid dreams.
and then you die.
Doesn't it lead to erectile dysfunction for several months after being bitten? I mean on top of the pain and non usable erection? I guess I don't want to try, thanks.
- No you die.
  
  That's a kind of erectile dysfunction.
  
  There have been deaths, but the bite is survivable. Still extremely unpleasant
You don't want that spider bite: https://youtu.be/JN0VtHez9xI (12:35 SmarterEveryDay video)

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