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Ok.....forget Jessica Simpson. Let's Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let's continue.
Ok.....
The name Blessica sucks.
283 1 ReplyI think It worked, I have no idea who Jessica Simpson is, is it Homer Simpson's sister or something?
3 0 ReplyYeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
131 0 ReplyOr whose last name is Blimpson.
50 1 ReplyI don't think you can "knock-up" a guy.
17 1 ReplyWe live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
41 0 ReplyNot with that attitude.
28 0 Replyyou can certainly try
16 0 ReplyWith a mace everything is possible.
5 0 ReplyAnd malice
2 0 ReplyAnd my (bl)axe
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I mean, you can knock up a trans guy
2 1 ReplyDamn :(
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someone who likes the name Blessica
I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like "sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!"
26 0 ReplyThat's a crunchy mom?
2 0 ReplyBlive, blaugh, blove
34 0 ReplyTo... blave...
4 0 ReplyBlilly Blystal
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Is that you scoob?
4 0 ReplyRuh roh
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No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
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“Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”
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Yes. But also: Blessica Blimpson.
6 0 ReplyShe just took the name Jessica and fumbled at the beginning.
4 0 ReplyI think you mean the bleginning
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