It ain't easy being green

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That tracks, coming from a priest.
- Is he a priest or a monk?
  
  It makes a difference?
- He's a priest, but not practicing. He's great, you should check him out.
  
  I’m a non practicing atheist, I think I’ll pass.
What's green and smells of pork?

! Kermit's cock
Let's not be silly, that's where Ms. Piggy came from, obviously..
- ..... Angel puppet plz
Hopefully not. I can't imagine a Muppet is very good at insulating your hand from the heat of an oven.
Yes, I think he did. For both.
- But did he do the voices?
  
  Yes, I think he did. For both.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Weren't the original Muppets like, Uber sexed and horny before it became a kids show?
- You're thinking "Meet The Feebles" (y'all get that in your search history for free), by the same Peter Jackson of LotR, but it's my head canon, too. 🤘🏽
  
  That movie was INSANE.
  
  I'll trade you the feebles for a Matt Baume video on the original hella gay Muppets
  
  I haven't watched the video in a while, but I'm pretty sure they're overly sexed little hellions lol
- Well, miss Piggy is.

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