Anon solves a mystery

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I'm on the fence if the reply is ruining the joke, as OP clearly wrote the last sentence as the punchline
- It is, but I figured it out eventually. I mean he did. Probably.
- I've watched enough catfish, OP might be in hard denial.
Roommate is a woman
- Why would a woman be looking for guys on grindr
  
  You know about the penis that turned the lesbian straight? Same thing but for women pussy.
  
  There are a surprising number of cis women on Grindr. The ones that aren't bots I've seen are usually looking for either a third for a MMF threesome, a trans guy/gal, or really want a bi partner.
  
  That's why it's a mystery
  
  To try and "convert" a gay guy
  
  maybe the grindr guy anon is talking about uses some other dating app and anons roomate uses that same dating app
Let's assume OOP is an openly gay dude. That's why he has a profile pic on grindr (implied). The dude who's hounding him doesn't.

Suppose OP is roommates with a woman.

Suppose that woman is in a relationship with a guy who's bi/curious/closeted and is hounding OOP because he's seen him while visiting her.

That would make sense.

But I think it's just a punchline
- Whoa. Can we go deeper?
  
  That's usually the opposite of what they say.
I see at least 3 people that are 100-200 feet away, meaning they are in adjacent apartments.

If I saw one that was 1-2 feet away, I'd have to ask which of the two people I live with are on Grindr.
I mean, they are both on grindr

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