I wonder if Nickelodeon approved this

I wouldn't be worried about Nickelodeon. With Mickey on the next poster over, Disney are already on their way to kill your wife.

nah man I'll take two childhood diseases, I'll keep one and pass the other onto my offspring

Infant genital mutilation is unforgivable and should be illegal.

I wonder what country this poster was found in? If I can take a guess, that’s in the Philippines….

Damn. Is that a joke? Pretty obscene thing to stick on your public-facing wall.