What is the right way to have your toilet paper?

According to the patent (US465588A) it should be over.

Under, but fold the beginning of the paper over itself, so it appears to be over until your unsuspecting victim tries to grab some paper. Then they realize the true nature of your depravity.

Over unless you got a cat or little kids

It can be highly dependent on if you own a cat.

When I am not a cat owner: Over

When I am a cat owner: Under, most definitely.

Case in point:

Over, to prevent the spread of bacteria by touching the wall. Under is acceptable if you have a cat, who will fuck with the roll.

My cats never cared about toilet paper, so over all the way.

Beard, not mullet.

mashed into a thick paste and applied liberally to the anus

Do you have kids or pets that like to play with the toilet paper roll?

If yes, then Under.

If no, then Over.

My toilet paper is sideways.

A few years ago I chose to stop thinking about it. I just refill the roll and don’t worry about it. When I realized it didn’t matter, it was a weight lifted off my shoulders. Same with trying to stop the gas pump on the nearest dollar or setting the tv volume to an even number.

I don’t know why I felt such a relief when I let go, but I did and now I’m free!

Be chaotic like me and just put it on whichever way it's facing when you put the new roll on.

Over. The end is most likely to be visible at all times.

Over, unless you have cats

Over has always been more effective, also to take it with one hand

Centerfeed

Over is best for high rate on a household single roll holder, but if you ever load a bathroom stall toilet roll magazine its gotta be under or the next round wont cycle into chamber

Over, unless you have a holder that covers the wall.

My husband just leaves it on the floor below the dispenser, even in the bathroom that just has a flip up instead of a springy cylinder.

Over, UNLESS you have a cat who is an asshole and unrolls it like this, then do under instead

I grew up with cats, so my default is under.

I don't even have a holder

Under, 'cause cat.

https://i.redd.it/xz5fc4ae5hpz.png

Whichever you prefer. There is no correct way.

Look at the patent

Vertical over the toilet lid.

Under because that way you can model it by making a cylinder and adding a plane to it, because the plane is attached to the back you don't have to do the extra work of making sure the textures line up.

I like it inside, where you loop it through the tube.

Whatever way you choose.

My holders were mounted vertically, so there is no over and under, only left or right. I’m so confused as to which way to put it.

I don't care as long as there is bogroll available.

Left is literally hitler.