the continuation:
90 0 ReplyThank you. I needed this.
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A whale's aorta: the size of a cat
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
63 0 ReplyThe koala’s penis, bifurcated in two
7 2 ReplyKoala doesn't work here. The stress is on the second syllable.
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If medical nonsense be something you wish…
59 0 ReplyThen lick up the goo in a pitri dish!
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Pumping blood to your organs even though you are fat!
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15 0 ReplyIs that why cities are full of rats? Because of heartless bastards that no longer need theirs?
7 1 ReplyThe meter's off on this one
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Keep on spongeing, keep on bobing
And square on, square on
Square on for your pants
6 0 ReplyWow, wasn't expecting to actually see this reference. Hell yeah!
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You know the bot that replies with a haiku if your comments syllables match? They should do this instead
5 0 ReplyBlue Whale heart is a muscle the size of your mom
2 0 ReplyI heard "you are a pirate!" in my head
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