I can't afford 30 days of blatant debauchery, nor will my body stand up to that. I'll have to settle regular debauchery, with a few blatant days sprinkled in.
It's becoming a game for me to guess whether these commenters are being earnest or simply gay folk getting amped up for the season. This is a great sell, and I would in fact buy the t-shirt.
Omg, you guys. I quit drinking at exactly the wrong time. Now I have to explain to my partner that it's ok that I'm gonna be loaded 24/7 for a month; I'm just showing my support for my friends in the community.