Give bland academic papers a little flair

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And also testicles
- The Greek god of fortitude, but he can't take a hit.
  
  Biggus Dickus is the Roman god of overcompensation.
- Bophades
In eighth grade we were picking roles for a reading of A Midsummernight's Dream in English class. It has a lot of names like this, so my friend put his hand up and said:

"I wanna be Testicles!"

The teacher was laughing so hard we didn't get anything done for the rest of the class.
"That sounds like a great idea..."

Sarcasticles
Am I doing it right?

Mole-que-lees, Part-y-clays
- I would say Moe-lek-yu-lees and Parr-tik-cleese.
  
  It's “eh” (like in “melody” but longer) not an English “ee” (like in “meeseeks”)
- Mole eck you lees
  
  Par tick lees
- Mo-leck-you-less and Par-tick-less
  
  Needs long ees.
I saw a boat the other day called Penelope (but said like 'antelope').
- Pe-nel-ope?
  
  Maybe! I dont know if the boat's name is supposed to be pronounced "Pen-eh-lope" or if it is - literally - "Pen-el-oh-pee but said like ant-eh-lope".
  
  Utter mindfuck.
- Haha good one
So 'mah leck you leez'?
Mole-cue-leys, and part-ti-cue-leys?
- I was reading molecules as mo-LEH-cue-lees
  
  That's beautiful
  
  And Part-eh-clees

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