He tried to help out the underground railroad but he was too slow.
55 0 ReplyIt was a different time
18 0 ReplyI'm sure the tortoise would say the same back to Lil Nas x.
17 0 ReplyI really enjoy lil Nas X's sense of humour.
13 0 ReplyI think he's still on his way to join the raid on area 51.
12 0 ReplyThe front of his shell just kind of grinds along the ground when he’s in his full Naruto run.
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If we dig through Jonathan's social media posts, guaranteed there is something problematic.
10 0 ReplyAll I'm gonna say is don't read up on his opinions of turtles
6 0 ReplyNot that the world’s oldest and largest tortoises are horrible turtle-racists against the pleb species or anything.
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If he was born in 1836 it only took him 25 years to manipulate America from across an ocean to fight a war to end slavery .
Don't see how he could have done much better than that.
10 0 ReplyHe's ~191 now Jonathan_(tortoise)
8 0 ReplyDoesn't look a day over 150
7 0 ReplyJonathan was like, get those n-words in the field.
4 0 ReplyTBF he looks pretty depressed about it so perhaps he regrets it now
3 0 ReplyLil Nas X watching the Genocide in Gaza happen and doing nothing.
6 3 ReplyLil bro killed the devil, what the fuck have you done?
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I read somewhere that Lincoln said the tortoise would find him and whisper secrets. Wait maybe it wasn't Lincoln, but still. Leave the tortoise in the chamber of secrets.
3 0 ReplyHoly shit, I can't believe what he's done, here's a thread of his other sins!
OMG a hit tweet, here's my podcast, watch [show], please follow [creator]!
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