AKA pussy telephone
Today was a good day. I learned new things.
55 0 ReplyPussy telephone doesn't sound half as good as the Finnish term pillupuhelin
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I have a bidet and I am a happy asshole.
40 0 ReplyHey I'm washing the chocolate starfish right this second!
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Idk why either, this is a must in every home in my country. Toilet paper is gross
12 1 ReplyI just use wet wipes.
Paper -> wet wipes -> paper.
Just like new.
3 12 ReplyWet wipes are better than just paper, but pale in comparison to a bidet. The wipes are usually made with plastic, too.
13 0 ReplyWet wipes made of plastic will clog up the sewage system though unlike paper.
5 0 ReplyPsyllium for me. It changed my life. Two spoonfuls a day keep me using 90-95% less toilet paper than before.
1 0 Replyhahah idk why people downvoted you, when I go somewhere that doesn't have a hygienic douche I use this trick too. But everyday I prefer water and my but does too.
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Got Finnish ancestry. Everyone I see in Finland online reminds me of my cousins. I think I need to go visit.
8 1 ReplyJust don't make out or get busy with anyone there, until you can confirm they are not related.
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I thought she said booty telephone. I guess I need an ear telephone.
7 0 Replyhonestly if I fall face first into shit, I would use soap to clean it, water would not be sufficient
3 0 ReplyEvery time I fall face first into shit I get an erection.
But yes. I use water to clean it off.
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