It’s not impossible for someone to have heard about assguard, looked it up, and then realized it’s “Asgard”.
It’s not impossible for someone to have heard about assguard, looked it up, and then realized it’s “Asgard”.
18 0 Reply"We also saved your little grey butts"
-Jack O'NeillSG-1 are the real ass guards.
6 0 ReplyLucky Thor.
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15 0 Reply16 1 ReplyAs an Icelander, the pronounciations of the nordic names in Marvel movies crack me up. Especially Bifrost (which they pronounce "bi-frost" instead of 'bif-rost", and Laufey (pronounced very differently, also a decidedly female name).
12 0 Replybi frost
9 2 ReplyMy vikings professor pronounced it “beef roast” which always made me chuckle
5 0 ReplyThat is actually a lot closer to the Icelandic one, except the F sounds more like a V and -röst rhymes with bust.
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What, do you have assburgers syndrome?
12 0 Reply"Ass guard? What is that, like a sports cup for your rear?"
10 0 ReplyThe most popular VPN in China is called Astrill, and since vpn's and related discussions are forbidden, we refer to it as Ass Drill in messengers.
9 1 ReplyI'll assume you were washing your bum when you thought of this. At least your hygiene is good.
6 0 ReplyThat is why the Marvel character Wiccan got his name changed from Asgardian.
4 0 ReplyWhat are you 9?
3 1 ReplyI wonder which is a better product: the Assguard or the Anal Bum Cover?
2 0 ReplyI see you have anal bum cover, but I think you'll find the penis mightier
4 0 ReplyYou’ll rue the day you crossed me, Trebek.
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Thor is pronounced "Tour" in Norwegian.
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