He may try to sleep with you

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- Well, that's a clear sign that you're wasting a lot of time.
- I did not. Still enjoyed it without context though
  
  https://sh.itjust.works/post/18780875
That's a cool looking dog
Luckily a door will stop him.
- But...he's already through the door...
  
  Not my butthole door.
You look cold, Kevin. Hop into bed; it's warm under the covers. No hanky-panky, mind you! I'm a married man.
- Hey Kevin, come to my house, we can hanky-panky.
  
  Hey Kev-o! I'm not playing games over here. I got a nice, soft butthole waiting for you whenever you're ready. Lube's in the top shelf.
Hear me out
Those of us on Ten Forward have our own Kevin. A better Kevin. A Kevin we all wish we could be.
- Kevin I'm trying to sleep you can sing in the morning
  
  Kevin sings when Kevin wants.
That's kinda what I've imagined as well
There is a cleaning fee to consider, Kevin
- Kevin gonna be makin’ me nut all over the place.
I'd still make room for him. Hop on in buddy.
- Snuggle buddy for life!
  
  🥰
Drake
Thanks no, he snores.
No problem for me! But I'm farting a lot today. I hope Kevin don't mind it...
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This whole message is an edit. I had originally posted the screen cap that this post was referencing....I didn't read the title and thought the screen cap was just a coincidence.

Moral of the story: read the title before posting. Haha.
At least he doesn't have his great and mighty vampire wizard gun!

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