God Announces Easter Weekend Double XP for all Churchgoers
God Announces Easter Weekend Double XP for all Churchgoers
HEAVEN – In a desperate plea to get gamers into pews, the Almighty Father has announced double XP for all churchgoers this upcoming Easter weekend.…
Excited about this one. Lent debuff hit me hard this year.
Also from the patch:
Respawn time reduced to three days.
Can't wait to give this one a try.
90 0 ReplyIsn't that just for admins?
52 0 ReplyIt was a one-time spell for the son of the main dev.
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games been pay to win since they added indulgences.
54 1 ReplyThat has really ruined the gameplay since it came out
5 0 ReplyThey switched to a freemium model but I don't know how they get away with charging 10% of your total income. Seems illegal.
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That game got overrun by cheaters a long time ago.
35 0 ReplyNo shit. The rule book is hundreds of years old.
8 0 ReplyYou can try the sequel but they reconed a lot of the lore. I mean the lore wasn't very sound to begin with but man the new stuff reads like fan fic.
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Do I have to kill IN the church for the bonus?
22 1 ReplyLots of golden lines from this one
Longtime churchgoer Loretta Montgomery is disappointed by her local church’s involvement in the event, “I don’t recognize the parish I grew up in. Just last week our priest took an ad break in the middle of his homily to talk about NordVPN. And now he expects us to say ‘gg’ instead of ‘Amen’? Lord have mercy.”
19 0 ReplyI wonder if this season will have any good Easter eggs in it. Can’t wait!
16 0 ReplyDon't let yourselves be fooled guys. He's trying to lure you in with a special offer just so that he can crank the prices up once you're hooked.
14 0 ReplyExcited about this one. Lent debuff hit me hard this year.
You can negate the debuff entirely if you wrap meat in dough. God can't see through dough. Easy exploit
13 0 ReplyEven Atheist gamers are intrigued by the Moses level value at Judas level prices
Lol, good one
9 0 ReplyIsn't Islam unironically like this?
8 0 ReplyI always say that this is why people eat at Chick-fil-A. To get them sweet Jesus points.
5 0 ReplyScrub, the Muslims are having a double-XP month with Ramadhan. Although they need to do certain event (fasting) to be eligible for the bonus.
4 0 ReplyJust be careful not to get sniped while you max out his XP.
3 0 ReplyI thought most Christians already treated Easter like it was 4X XP.
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