Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
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Ok... so. For the terminally slow?
29 1 ReplyCan I have a bookmark? = Can I have a book, Mark?
86 0 ReplyThus demonstrating the importance of correct comma use.
It can be the critical factor when helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.
52 0 ReplyOh man, I'm fucking slow
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I don’t get it either…
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22 0 ReplyGreat verbal joke. Doesn't read as well as it sounds.
12 0 ReplyYour 11 year old knows what a real bookmark is?
12 2 ReplyI think this could be more obvious if you work in handing your son a book with a tear in your eye or something. Great premise though!
6 0 ReplyThe really sad part is that it was my daughter and she is 32....
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