You know god damn well she's not gonna order a Jesus at all and just nibble at yours.
I recall seeing an item on a menu once that said something like “girlfriend’s not hungry: an extra long fork, $0.00” or “the freeloader: extra long fork, $0.00”
ive seen one like that added a bit more fries lol
There's a guaraná flavored soda in brazil called "Jesus", so this makes perfect sense to me.
Jesus, I'm parched.
someone to hear your prayers
someone who cares
Just reach out and touch Faith.
cayers
I mean that's basically just Eucharist.
Well, you know it's not just how hungry you are, It's A Matter Of Time.
Just saw them live and it was an incredible concert. Highly recommended if you can attend their present tour
Don't forget to get Jesus juice.
Ugh, people who get Jesus for the table and then to pawn it off are the worst. Like at least get something interesting if you're gonna try and push it on someone
Rachelle smirks like Nicolas Cage
"I'm gonna steal the Jesus statue of Rio de Janeiro."
And just put it on her lawn.
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