A Polite Encounter? [Invertobang]

You decide what happens next. Outcome dependent on two factors: how much I like the answer, and how many votes it got.

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I am legal representation for RIAA. You are whistling copyrighted work without permission in a public space. We are demanding 34M USD in damages.
I once had this happen to me. When I reached their window, they threw a half-full beer at me. I was 14. I came home smelling like beer. My parents knew I wasn't cool enough to be drinking beer at 14, so I didn't get in trouble at all.
- Good story, but too much for a single panel of a comic IMO.
Chicken butt! As the driver speeds off.
This must be a blue country. Or it is about driving in the wrong lane.

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- Or maybe the cyclist is on the wrong side of the road.
- It can be whatever you want it to be!
  
  Yeah, but what is it really?
Drivers pulls up and they both romantically build a doctor who Lego set
- As we only ever got three, they should have enough time to build all of them.
"Can you please sing more quietly, the street is there for everyone"

Roarrrs off with spinning tires.
Biker runs into a bale of hay. Driver corrects himself.
- This should be the winner
“Just saying hi!” [drives off]
We're going to the bar after work. Are you joining?
Driver: that thing looks pretty fast, you wanna race?
Cyclist: sure, switches bike to max assist

Driver: Toot, toot, toooooot!! (loud roaring of engine)

Later at the pub
Driver: I can't believe you had me for the first 100m, fuck that thing is fast
Cyclist: I know but the top end isn't really what I need. Another round?
Driver: Sure one more, then I have to get home.
"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
Where's your bike seat?
The byciclist lays crying cramped in the hospital while the car driver lays their hand on them with a defeated look on their face.
You got the seatpost up your butt!
- PENETRATION!
Suddenly loss.jpg
- Lmao
Get off the road, asshole. - - based on real events. I've even had it said to me by someone going the opposite direction.
- I literally once had someone yell at me for riding on the road, then someone else yell at me for riding on the sidewalk - in the same day. More like within a few hours.
He says 'pebnis'
That's not how this song goes at all! I wrote it. And it's the truth.
Hit and run
Driver: You're sexy and you know it!

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