Programmer Humor
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Surely "1337" is the same as 1337, right?
Meme transcription:
Panel 1: Bilbo Baggins ponders, “After all… why should I care about the difference between int and String?
Panel 2: Bilbo Baggins is revealed to be an API developer. He continues, “JSON is always String, anyways…”
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Trying to understand JSON…
Meme transcription: Panel 1. Two images of JSON, one is the empty object, one is an object in which the key
name
maps to the valuenull
. Caption: “Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture”Panel 2. The Java backend dev answers, “They’re the same picture.”
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don't ever change you're perfect
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.cringecollective.io/post/43035
> don't ever change baby you're the best
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Basically the extent of my IPv6 knowledge
Template source: https://web.archive.org/web/20210304000634/https://www.government.nl/topics/coronavirus-covid-19/visiting-the-netherlands-from-abroad/checklist
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XᴍʟHᴛᴛᴘRequest
Acronyms/intialism use capital letters to encode information about words. Losing that information is a mistake. SᴍᴀʟʟCᴀᴘCᴀsᴇ is now considered a best practice.
…Or consider snake_case or kebab-case 🤷
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Punch cards ftw
Fun fact I found in a game...
Chip Defense (A tower defense game with a microprocessor theme)
https://f-droid.org/packages/de.chadenas.cpudefense/
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Question: Looking for a gif/video - programmer's life played by handyman
update: this is the clip: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AbSehcT19u0 Many thanks to @Krill.
Good day everyone! A long time ago, while working as a full-time programmer, I saw a short funny clip that I could totally identify with and that brilliantly described what daily frustrations programmes face in a way that non-programmers could understand. Description below. Thing is, I was unable to find it since and it frustrates me to no end and is hampering my ability to describe programming work to other people. Though I no longer program for a living, so I should not care. Anyway.
Video description (vague, from failing memory): A handyman reaches for his equipment but finds out it is not plugged in, so he reaches for the plug, only to find it broken. He proceeds to get the replacement / fix from the drawer but its handle breaks and stays in his hand. Bang, final title: the daily life of a programmer.
Or something like that. Please help.
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Good evening I hate Windows. Yes, I have to do this.
Since people are curious Ill explain why:
I need to build our project from the remote repo using a PowerShell script (.ps1). I’m using Bash in the VSCode terminal, I have to run the .ps1 script in a new Command Prompt because the compilation takes around 5 minutes and I need my terminal for other things. To do this, the only way is to run a batch file that executes the .ps1 script.
Its an automation so I dont need to touch powershell whatsover and remain in bash terminal. Instead of opening several windows, I automated all so it only takes 1 alias to compile my shit.
The compilation also requires several inputs and "Key Presses", so I automated all of that in the Batch file.
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what’s your favourite Resturant?
I was thinking of making a Free Open Source Resturant, with free food and drinks made purely out of free software components. I was thinking of licensing this under the GPLv3 for a freedom living experience, and not only that. I was also thinking it all in Rust!!
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The master race condition
Stumbled upon this when looking for help on Reddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/github/comments/1cwag3q/are_race_conditions_racist/?chainedposts=t3_n8qi6n
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Verification badge prices are too damn high
Context: After evaluating the DockerHub Verified Publisher Program and receiving a mail with "it costs as little as $5k per year" I have come to the conclusion that it's not worth it