What does your sleep paralysis demon ask you?

Thanks for the information though.

>Contact Overview: Launch contact factsheet of contact Peter Shaw (ID 7, UUID 0000000000011DDFBA8490EA2E421CE3😞 > >https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/BusinessPart... > > > >Material: Launch material factsheet of material P100101 - Heater (22.8 KW) (ID P100101, UUID 0000000000011DEFBAEA3D295D4F87A6😞 > >https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/ProductDataM... > > > >Service Overview: Launch service factsheet of service product 300002 - Engineer (ID 300002, UUID 0000000000011ED083A11BE19763A75F😞 > >https://myXXXXXX.sapbydesign.com/sap/public/ap/ui/runtime?bo_ns=http://sap.com/xi/AP/FO/ProductDataM...

[Alt text: GIF from the music video for “Love Shack” by the B-52s. The video depicts people dancing in a convertible, multiple people in suits and dresses dancing (visible from the waist down), martinis, a duck shaking its tail, and two men playing saxophones. The subtitles read:

The Crowdstrike is a kernel-space app that

has no testing process

Crowdstrike! Baby Crowdstrike!

Crowdstrike! Baby Crowdstrike!]

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/19308305

Meme transcription [Gus Fring fixing his tie]:

> You don’t write documentation because you’re lazy. > > I don’t write documentation because I don’t want to find out how my app actually works > > We are not the same

Meme transcription [Kid drowning in pool]

In the background a person plays with a kid in the pool. The person is labeled “Companies updating their website”. The kid is labeled “The company logo”.

In the foreground a kid seems to be drowning. It is labeled “Useful information”.

In a second panel a skeleton sits at the bottom of the pool. It is labeled “The copyright year”

Meme transcription:

> Bro, just one more bug fix, I swear. The base design is good, promise. This is just a simple bug that I need to fix. It doesn’t require redesigning my approach. I know I’m calling the same function 8 times to get the same data each time, but that’s just this one time, bro. I know they’re asynchronous functions and loading now takes 300ms, but this is just during development, bro. I know I’ve inlined about 7 different things that should be seprate, but that was necessary to fix the previous last bug. I swear, I’m almost done. This is the last bug to fix, bro.

https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/forum/all/windows-10-why-dont-i-have-permission-to-open-my/6f33e814-3cc6-4ce6-993c-dffcf1bb5b75

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/36467447

> I am not allowed to credit the site that has this disaster. Its owner said "Nobody should see that"

Meme transcription:

Panel 1: Bilbo Baggins ponders, “After all… why should I care about the difference between int and String?

Panel 2: Bilbo Baggins is revealed to be an API developer. He continues, “JSON is always String, anyways…”

Meme transcription: Panel 1. Two images of JSON, one is the empty object, one is an object in which the key name maps to the value null. Caption: “Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture”

Panel 2. The Java backend dev answers, “They’re the same picture.”

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.cringecollective.io/post/43035

> don't ever change baby you're the best

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