Medieval 'curse tablet' summoning Satan discovered at the bottom of a latrine in Germany
Medieval 'curse tablet' summoning Satan discovered at the bottom of a latrine in Germany
A rolled-up piece of lead found in Germany was actually a 15th-century "curse tablet."
![Medieval 'curse tablet' summoning Satan discovered at the bottom of a latrine in Germany](https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d909673f-d311-42f0-8ac0-9e6cb91a9914.jpeg?format=webp&thumbnail=256)
Who had German poop demon in the apocalypse bingo?
51 0 ReplyDas poopenschpectre! Nein!!
25 2 ReplyIt's "das Scheißegespenst"!
Although "der Scheißedämon" would be more fitting I think.21 0 Replybruh you can't type out something that fucking hilarious I almost choked on my popsicle
12 1 ReplySchüsselspuk
10 0 Reply
Are we getting a Dogma 2?
8 2 ReplyWe got a Clerks 3 and Jay and Silent Bob 2, so why not?
Hopefully it doesn't tear Scott Mosier's soul apart like the first one, though.
5 1 ReplyI would fucking love this!
3 0 ReplyDragon’s Dogma 2 is releasing early 2024 I think. So yes?
2 0 Reply
I just love that modern archaeologists are literally digging through ancient human excrement to learn about how we used to be.
30 0 ReplyAnd I love that they find funny ways in which we've always been human, like the penis graffiti in Pompeii.
24 1 ReplyAncient graffiti is literally some of the funniest shit in all of recorded history.
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.
Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, 'Hello, everyone!'
Theophilus, don't perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog
Aufidius was here. Goodbye
If anyone sits here, let him read this first of all: if anyone wants a screw, he should look for Attice; she costs 4 sestertii.
We have pissed in our beds. Host, I admit that we shouldn't have done this. If you ask: Why? There was no potty
Chie, I hope your haemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they ever have before
O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed you have not already collapsed in rui
No matter when or where, we’re all the same dumb fucks deep down writing on the walls of the toilets.
34 0 Reply
Archeologists dig through ancient poop to study parasite loads of past populations.
All data is valuable to someone's specialization!
12 0 ReplyWe use it to fuel our power grids too! At a certain point everything just becomes biomass 😅
5 0 ReplyAncient satan poop tablets are powering the electric grid!?
5 0 Reply
Roman latrines are a great source for information on what Romans were eating and how their health was, how does one even get in that field?
5 0 Reply
Shitty summoning.
13 0 Replythat's one way to get a hell of a rimjob
8 0 ReplyLord of the flies (Baal-Zebub/Beelzebub) says hi.
6 0 ReplyThis I guess would be like that scene in HBO Rome, where Servilla curses Caesar. She etched his image on a tin sheet like this, cursed it, scratched it, poured blood and other stuff on it, then rolls it up. Pretty cool to find out the show was pretty accurate in their representation
5 0 ReplyThat explains a lot about this song from Knorkator (German only): https://youtu.be/E_0rkQIufu8?si=AQsNUkK05_97HtE6
4 0 ReplyHere is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://piped.video/E_0rkQIufu8?si=AQsNUkK05_97HtE6
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
2 0 Reply
In diesem Häusl wohnt ein Geist,
der jedem, der zu lange scheißt,
von hinten in die Eier beißt.
or
Upon this john a ghost resides
maliciously his time he bides -
if too much time you take here shittin'
then from behind your balls get bitten.
2 0 Reply