In regards to the prospective decision of which I am a party to, I have reached a conclusive choice between the dichotomy of 'can' and 'can not'. To whomever it may concern, the result of much mental deliberation has reached an egress, now ready to be communicated to all those interested. It shall be known from this moment forward and into the forseeable future (notwithstanding a later recanting, which would nullify this verdict) that the status of my ability is unable, ergo, 'can not'.
I could never
I could never dare to can
I dinnae can mate
gpt prompt for:
"please re write the following to be as dragged out and ironically polite as possible without losing the core meaning"
Webster's Dictionary defines the word "can" as, "to be able to" or "to be permitted to"...
My pressure cooker broke so I can’t
You can can in a pot, you're just unable to pressure can
So I pressure can’t but I can pot can.
Anyway I’m wondering at what point the grammar police will arrest me for torture of a language
I am a prime number; I can't even
So you're not 2?
Canny unnerstaun
