Expecting a new baby?

Hey. This post is about fun things for a person to do with their own newborn baby.

You don't just go out and "find a child."

You lost me at "luminescent goo."

And a space blanket. Because that makes good sense.

if youre not rich and/or use linux, use gimp instead

These days it's barely even skills. Just select a box above the baby and use the generative AI feature to ask it for a spaceship and regenerate until it looks decent.

Back in my day we had to generate our realistic Photoshop jobs with our own blood, sweat, and tears.