What things are both the best and the worst at the same time?
What things are both the best and the worst at the same time?
I had a discussion with a friend recently and during that discussion, one comment was "Fitted sheets are really both the best and the worst", of course referencing them as awesome when put on a mattress and the worst when you're trying to fold them.
What else do we have that would qualify for being awesome, but also the worst in a different context?
The Internet
On the positive side, it allows you to contact people that you would have never interacted with otherwise
On the negative side, it allows people to contact you that you never would have interacted with otherwise
I love and hate sleep. Sleep feels good in the morning but trying to motivate myself to go to sleep is a challenge
Opposite for me. It feels great to sleep. But it sucks to wake up. I have to motivate myself for 20-ish minutes before I get out of bed lol.
As an insomniac I can relate.
Genitals. Both male and female. (Generally) awesome when in use but a maintenance nightmare otherwise. Reasons for being the worse (some depending on gender) include: initiating takeoff visibly and without reason, leakages, being very fragile, requiring more packaging than any other body part and others
Not to mention how much more cleaning they need compared to, say, the legs and arms.
Having a job
Also, being unemployed.
Personally I found being unemployed was way, way worse
Being unemployed is fine, it's more the whole 'lack of income' thing that sucks, and it's just a shame the two are so often connected.
I agree. But it still fits in the category. Can't beat being able to run errands at any time during the day or sleeping until midday the whole week. Too bad it comes with financial and psychological stress and anxiety
It is. The hardest job is trying to find a job.
Pooping: one the one hand it feels pretty great. The sensation itself is nice as well as the relief. On the other hand, now you’ve got poop on your butthole that’s got to go.
Phones.
Banking apps, podcasts, gps navigation, chatting to friends, listening to music are all awesome.
But then getting stuck doomscrolling and constantly checking my phone trying to eke out a little more stimulation when literally anything else would be a more productive way to spend my day - that part sucks ass.
Consider the day the guy in charge of domestic espionage was told everyone will willingly carry a wire + camera + gps always and make it their top priority taking care of said device while also paying for it and recording everything consensually.
I love a good doomscroll before work.
I'm doomscrolling right now
Death. All the bad shit is gone, but so is all the good shit.
When your wife tells you: „You have the biggest dick in the neighbourhood“
Haha yeah
Eating. It's such a drama story tbh
Interesting, would you mind elaborating a bit? What do you see as the good parts? What do you see as the bad parts?
When you're hungry food is delicious and if it's hard to get at your body won't let up about it.
But, when you eat ordinary food it complains about a lack of quality or taste.
And then when you eat great food it stops talking about the sensation after a single dish. (There's some professional point taste reaches where it's too long and it just stops being great).
Heckin long drama story!
Not OP but: you have to eat but most of the best foods make you fat or are bad for you in some other way.
The cheap sugar donuts at grocery stores that scratch my throat just right. Sugar donuts from coffee shops that are higher quality aren't as good.
So...sex on an SSRI.
Pro: I can effortlessly last over an hour. Basically edging without trying.
Con: It's simply impossible to finish sometimes and I just have to say it was good enough and stop. Or the mix of chemicals in my brain just don't let me start for whatever reason. The times I can finish, I have to take over and go extra intense on myself to peak the mountain. If my partner tries, they can't get me there.
"And the sun shining on my face" -Rocky Dennis