Do you think the moaning is coming from the vagina?
92 0 ReplyDoes music come from the bell of a clarinet or the reed?
85 0 Replylmao great point
20 0 Replyneither. it does not make music
sincerely,
—an amateur clarinetist
13 0 ReplyIt comes from the clarinet. You don't say the mouthpiece is the instrument.
Good chuckle though!
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Electric guitar outputs to speakers, why not this?
14 0 ReplyThere's already a port for it 'round back. Accepts any standard 1/4" audio cable.
8 0 ReplyThe strings aren't the instrument.
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Are you telling me it usually doesn't? Man, my wife sure is weird!
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I shocked my friends at work recently because someone mentioned Rob Zombie, and I asked, "Oh, the director of the bad Halloween movie?"
Apparently he's a musician!
26 1 ReplyIt blew my mind a couple years ago, while shopping in a Natural Grocers, to see this dreaded gothish hippie guy on the cover of some vegan lifestyle magazine, only to realize that it was Rob Zombie.
11 0 ReplyHouse of 1000 Corpses isn't bad. I think Captain Spaulding is a great character
What's the matter kid? DON'T YOU LIKE CLOWNS?
8 0 ReplyRob Zombie comes off as an insufferable twat, but holy shit House of 1000 Corpses is goddamn amazing.
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Wait, he's a director?
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Disagree.
23 2 ReplyMy wife disagrees as well. She's a musician, so, yeah.
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Not with that attitude it isn’t!
20 0 ReplyFor those out of the loop:
19 0 ReplyUhm, thanks, now out of the loop again.
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Haha I listened to More Human Than Human the other day and had forgotten that’s how it started.
17 0 ReplyI have to skip the first 15 seconds at work with that AND Thunder Kiss 65 just to avoid stupid questions.
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Sure it is. The moaning makes for a great opening track on Bloody Kisses.
11 0 ReplyMan, I fucking love Type O Negative. Black No 1 was literally the first song I ever learned to sing as a wee lad(second was Black Hole Sun). I haven’t seen a reference to them in years, thanks for bringing back a whole lot of good memories!
5 0 ReplyTime to blast the October Rust album again.
SHE SAID BURN..... TO-GETHER!
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Out of every 90s shock rock band, Rob Zombie is maybe the most tame example of this
7 0 ReplyGot some examples?
2 0 ReplyNot rock, but Lords of Acid are up there.
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Might be the most well known because even I know about them.
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Rob did what, one “sex track”?
How many did Lords of Acid do? Wumpscut?
It’s a sample, it’s 100% an instrument.
6 0 ReplyMonster Magnet are also "guilty" of this
5 0 ReplyMaybe not for you
4 1 ReplyMore human than you, man.
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