Trees live over ground and use the below-ground parts as a straw. Is this Showerthoughts now?
65 0 ReplyTrees live half under ground and half over the ground, using their appendages to live.
23 0 ReplyI've never seen a tree do a kick flip or eat ice cream, so I can't agree that they're living.
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Humans live under their skin and just use their eyes as a periscope
37 0 ReplyOnce I recorded the wind in the trees in spring and played it back later 600 times slower. It sounded like an orgy porn. I can never walk in the woods again.
29 0 ReplyDon't google what pollen is.
23 1 ReplyGoing for a walk in pollen season?
Bukkake time!
14 0 ReplyPlant spooge
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Please post.
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Leaves are basically a stomach and lungs combined into one.
27 1 Replybay leaves make everything haggis
6 0 Replylol, you're right. but what are the roots then? the mouth?
3 0 ReplyThe ass. Nutrients are absorbed in the roots and waste products are pushed out.
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23 0 ReplyTrees are a thin skin wrapped around a column of their own dead flesh
22 3 ReplyBut they grow from the inside
6 0 ReplyI don't think that means the exact center. Just underneath the bark is also the inside.
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Sounds more like mushrooms.
15 0 ReplyMushrooms are technically the fruit of the plant. It'd be more like they live underground and stick their junk in the air to jizz on the wind.
7 0 Replynot what I would call a fungi
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Came here to say this
3 2 ReplyExcept what mushrooms stick out above the ground are not snorkels.
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