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Greek statues commuting in a crowded bus

Source: Midjourney V5

Prompt:

reimagine sad white classical Greek statues commuting in an old crowded bus, photo taken with sony a7s III,

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Midjourney's idea of crowded isn't very crowded. 😄
- It’s a cultural thing. The way I see it, there’s absolutely no space left, while some of my African friends would see no problems if 20 people were to get on board at the next stop.
This would be a great prank/flashmob, have people dress up like this, ideally with very stiff “clothing” that doesn’t show the movement, and just sit super still.
- Some day worker just blankly walks in, headphones on, completely ignorant of everything around them, goes down the aisle, takes a seat and is completely unaware of anything.
  
  This is me. Id be sitting next to mother fucking Plato and I wouldn't notice til my periphreals (sp) noticed all the white about a few miles in.
Their facial expressions are all appropriate for riding on a bus.
- They all look jaded
Don't blink
- Blink and you're dead.
  
  SCP or Doctor Who?
Interesting that it mimicked a Sony specifically, wouldn't have thought to ever put camera type in a prompt.
- It filters out training samples which aren't photographic, but I would have listed some other suitable cameras
They should be painted garish colors to be historically accurate.
They're all off to be incarcerated in the British Museum
My complaint is why is everyone sitting next to each other with 2 WHOLE OPEN ROWS.
- Four friends sat together when the bus was nearly empty and they got off at the previous stop just before this picture was taken. That's the most plausible explanation I can think of.
There’s a Rob Liefield joke in here somewhere.
Second from left is not greek but rathet McGillan from the Arkansas ranch
- No no that's Lemmy Kilmister in a toga.
Am I wrong or are there only men on this bus? What does that tell us?
- It tells us that the training data mostly consists of male statues because most pictures of greek statues are male (source: google and ddg searches). Also, when most people think of "Greek Statue", they think of something like what was generated. That is all there is to it.
- Greeks (a.k.a the Hellens) were actually bearded ladies who reproduced through parthenongenesis, like dwarves.
  
  Does that explain how small their dicks were, or we going to stick with the story that large ones (and those not covered by the prepuce) were considered rude and mockable?
- That there are only men

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