Bite my shiny metal ass
21 0 ReplyThis should be at the top!!
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Shutup baby, i know it
21 0 ReplyHave you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)
19 0 Reply"I can guarantee you anything you want."
17 0 ReplyHave you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?
17 0 ReplyShut up baby I know it
15 0 ReplyI say this week the time. Often when my girlfriend complements me.
I should be better at accepting complements.
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I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force.
14 0 ReplyI'll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!
You know what? Forget X
15 1 ReplyHey baby, wanna kill all humans?
13 0 ReplyDo a flip!
12 0 ReplyBender Bender Bender!
Bender Bender Bender!
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
12 0 ReplyI've got a lot of great memories of my old place beep and now they're gone.
12 0 ReplyI watched that one last night!
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Me, Bender.
11 0 ReplyI am bender. Please, insert girder.
10 0 ReplyI'm back baby!
9 0 ReplyJust reminded of my true favorite:
Save it for the cross burning, Adolf
7 0 ReplyLeela cracked corn, and I don't care
Fry cracked corn, I still don't care
Bender cracked corn and he is great
Take that you stupid corn!6 0 ReplyIt's toe-tappingly tragic.
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I'm 40% [________]
6 0 ReplyFry: "For one brief moment, I felt the heartbeat of creation, and it was one with my own."
Bender: "We all feel like that all the time. You don't hear us gassing on about it."6 0 Reply"Shampoo doesn't expire, baby!" is forever burned into my brain despite not being a real Bender quote and being from a long-deleted Tumblr.
5 0 Reply"The truth is often stupid"
5 0 ReplyLet's go alreadyyyy!
4 0 ReplyHere's your peanutbutter and jelly sandwich!
4 0 ReplyDaffodils.
4 0 ReplyNine... Ten... A big fat hen!
3 0 ReplyI reply with "Neat" irl way too much. I always imagine snapping a photograph when saying it, just the way Bender does time and again lol
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