We've got you covered

Yeah, I'm just gonna give you a hug right now.

Were you born between '78 and '83?

Congrats! Very classy

DO U BF??

METALICA!!!!!!!!1

Al Gore was 2000. John Kerry was 2004. But your point still stands. Any fuckwad who's "on the fence" might only be barely above "too stupid to breath".

Is that white gel pen for the glint on the water?

Great job, btw!

Can I get Internet Points for the call btw

j/k

Can you please fucking chill?

Yes, and palm facing the person. It's a combination of the signed letters I, L, Y.

Oh, the explanation in literally in the link. -.-

lol, for boys it was definitely the "water snake"

https://a.co/d/67SgmBT

Absolutely insane how creative a hard-up young'un can get.

After talking to a few honest (or tipsy) women about their early sexual discovery I know the high likely hood of that Micky Mouse electric toothbrush getting absolutely violated.

The three big branches around me have well stocked maker spaces. I see young classes in there all the time.

Some have seed selections for gardeners. Many assist with tax preparation. I've heard of a few who lend music equipment (think mixers, PAs, synths) for musicians who can't justify going all in getting their own gear.

Libraries are fucking rad.

It's subtle but it seems like RFK is only siphoning off Trump support. Makes me wonder if he'll drop out suddenly the more that becomes apparent.

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"We have the chance to save U.S. democracy and rule of law, to elect the first woman President of the United States, and to send TFG packing. By contributing to Kamala Harris's campaign via this portal, we can also encourage her to create a distinct presence on Mastodon, not mediated by Threads or any other social media provider."

Promoting Mastodon isn't even a tertiary goal. It's just an "also encourage". The primary goal is fundraising for a political candidate.

Oh-oh-Omega Mart

You have no idea what's in store for you-u-u

Well he lost my vote