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Screenshot of Gregg from Night in the Woods saying "My dad taught me to throw knives to make me less gay. Now I know how yo suck dick and throw knives."

Gregg is a fucking treasure
- I got cups on my ears!
- GREGG RULEZ OK

Didn't make me stop wanting to paint my nails and wear skirts, it just added an extra layer of internalized self loathing and an overall sense that I had no place in society and should just die

Yeah... But chainsaws are pretty fun tho
- Until they kickback because it hit some metal in the tree
I'm sorry you went through that, I hope you have some peace in your life now!
Hey I feel that but without being gay... How does that work?
- Well, there are a few things that could be. Maybe you like to dress that way, maybe you like to express yourself more feminine but identify as a man, maybe you are a trans woman who is a lesbian.
  
  I have a feeling that you have some soul searching to do either way, as those answers come from within.
Sorry to hear that. I hope you have found the inner peace that you deserve.
no need to apologize to society for being interesting.

What makes a log cabin gay? Put a couple of self hating Republicans in it or is there more to it than that?

None of the logs are straight
- Would be a horror to build tho.
I'm gay but I'm a lady so a regular log cabin is already pretty butch if I build it 😁
Each log is painted a different primary color from the rainbow

A rainbow is carved out of wood above the door

And the inside is full of proper BDSM mounting equipment properly installed

Duuuuuhhhh