Musk claims X being targeted in ‘massive cyberattack’ as service goes down
Musk claims X being targeted in ‘massive cyberattack’ as service goes down
Elon Musk’s X social media platform is experiencing multiple outages. Downdetector.com says more than 28,000 users reported an outage at 11:28 a.m.
Okay, but running a huge online service on the internet means massive cyberattacks happen on days that end with a Y.
He pulled the plug on equipment and fired people who were supposed to handle the problem, didn't he.
Wouldn't be the first time. Did he ever actually fix it from the last time he fucked it up?
Good. Fuck that cespool.
What's next? Are they gonna hack the Tesla network and basically brick all the Teslas?
I'll go grab the popcorn...
oh that would be rich.
Good
Is the “massive cyberattack” that he ran too many AI agents with the instructions “you are a spineless lickspittle. Praise and upvote Lord Musk at every opportunity.”?
Suuuuuuure. I don’t believe that for a second. He’s said that before when Xitter went down, and he was proven to be a liar. Maybe it was this time, but at this point he’s the little boy who cried cyberattack.
How can we help?
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Magnetic stickers in the shape of a certain known offensive symbol.
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Paper towels cut into the same said shape.
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Wet the cut paper towels with a mix of vinegar and salt.
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Place the wet paper towel behind the magnetic sticker.
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Place the magnet and wet paper towel on the nearest Cyberdump...
And just wait, it won't take long before they notice and remove it, but the vinegar and salt have already started the rust mark...
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He can absolutely do no wrong /s
I also hate when I being targeted by incompetence, worst type of attack, there's nothing you can do about it.
Down a couple of hours, not really enough.
