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The average height of an eruption is 145 feet (44 m). Intervals between eruptions have ranged from 34 to 125 minutes... Eruptions can shoot 3,700 to 8,400 US gallons (14,000 to 32,000 L) of boiling water to a height of 106 to 185 feet (32 to 56 m) lasting from 1½ to 5 minutes.
8,400 gallons of boiling water
Wonder how big old Paul managed shitting after his butthole was seared shut.
Maybe the water cools a little as erupts🤷🏼
Maybe his digestive system is evolved and has no waste
Poor dude had to have a front butt installed.
Ah, finally we know. The target market for the Canyonero!
Now we know where all that sulphur comes from
that explains everything
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