Demetri Martin
52 0 ReplyAlmost verbatim.
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Rookie mistake brah. That’s why you gotta give it a little shake rattle & roll before you take the last few sips. Keeps the ice off their game and they forget to clump up.
47 0 ReplyGive it little double tap. On the table.
13 0 ReplyRule #2: Double Tap
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I’ve literally never had this problem in my nearly 40 years of life. 🤭
Room temp water gang represent! 🫠
28 2 ReplyRoom temp water is the only way to go.
10 0 ReplyI second the motion!
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this is why you should eat all the ice cubes as you drink it
14 1 ReplyThe inventor of straws is rolling in their grave.
11 0 ReplyI think it works better if the last panel showed someone trying to get ice from a fridge in-door ice maker.
5 2 ReplyI always considered making the ice cubes and using them to have water on the rocks to be too much effort for very little benefit.
1 0 ReplyI feel like maybe you don't know how to drink water.....which is actually fairly impressive that you're fucking up something THAT simple.
9 31 ReplyI'm rescinding your invite to my party.
32 0 ReplyBut I'm still invited, right? I was planning to bring homemade guacamole.
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Yeah I’m a bit confused. Is this a real problem that people have?
I’d like to know if I have a hidden talent, so I can finally put something on my résumé.
11 0 Reply"Water Wizard - 1995-present"
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Ask a cat or dog how simple drinking water is.
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