The manhunt for the suspect who killed UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson has now entered its fourth day as authorities learn more about his movements before the attack.
"He was a person with a deep sense of empathy and clear passion for improving access to care. Our hearts are with his family and his colleagues during this difficult time."
I've instituted a new and innovative AI algorithm that determines whether my heart goes out to someone who died, as a first pass measure. It really increases the efficiency in determining who deserves my sympathy.
Oh? It has just output: "Deny, Defend, Depose". How curious.
That's actually an ethical use of AI. People shouldn't have to write untrue nice things about reprehensible individuals just because they died. That's gotta cause some sort of weird psychological damage.
They're in the same business. They have to believe that what they are doing is advancing access to care by making sure the companies are solvent. It doesn't matter what the truth is. To quote George Constanza- "It's not a lie if you believe it"