*unless you're poor
Card benefits include:
Less likely to be shot by police
Children less likely to be punished for similar misbehaviors by black kids in school
Less likely to be under diagnosed by a doctor
Less likely to be denied
Better home appraisal than a black or Latino person would get for the same house
*Additional benefits if you apply for the Premium Right-wing tier of government that will allow us to deregulate the laws currently requiring us to treat people of color equally!
Name: Scott Free took me a while
You can even use it to beat brown people over the head about how they should follow your moralizing to stop and injustice you created!
I never got mine... :(
This card is unnecessary in most cases even you are white. Itâs like when you order alcohol at a restaurant. They donât usually ask for ID if you look old enough. You only need this card when youâre near other white people who are richer than you.
You white? If so, yeah you did. You may have gotten a bunch of intrinsic debuffs, but they'd be MUCH worse without the white privilege buff.
Sincerely, poor and disabled cishet white dude aware of his privilege.
I don't know if it is this version, but there is one of those that a black dude sells and has done pretty well for himself.
Omg. I really want this card. Where can I get one?
