"Whoa, check out this squirrel!"

That's just the thing - women provide more challenge.

If you had been doing the same thing for hundreds of years you'd be bored of an easy solution as well.

I like the Witcher universe explanation for vampires drinking human blood:

In the books a vampire (Regis) explains that drinking human blood is just for getting high / drunk.

There are various different explanations across universes. But the biggest issue is - why can't vampires just drink animal blood? It has to either be some kind of magic, allergy or inefficiency usually. Regis exists to show the book's theme - that not every monster is a monster, and that not every human is human. So he needs a reason not to hurt people, otherwise he's also a monster.
- Some fiction has it. In vampire the requiem, low level vampires can survive on animal blood. But more powerful ones need human or even vampire blood.
- In BTVS they can. There's a vampire who's cursed with having a soul and is therefore unwilling to hurt humans, so he just toddles down to the butcher and gets blood from them.
  
  Soulless vampires either like the hunt or just prefer the taste of human blood. For instance, some vampires just raid blood banks instead of hunting humans.
I like vampires in the Pratchett universe, who often see human hunting as a sport and leave religious symbols, stakes, and garlic around the castle to level the playing field. (Not to mention the black ribbon society, the vampire equivalent to AA.)

Germany reporting in: There are bushes in nearly every park in nearly every city over here where men are waiting to suck off other guys. No joke. That's the reality.

Does that make them vampires?

Depends. Do they use teeth?
- Like this?
That's everywhere in the world, not just Germany. Lol

Yeah, but have you tasted men? They're fucking gross

You just reminded me of an interaction between some teen and a German frozen pizza manufacturer

Teen: "Your chocolate pizza tastes like son-of-a-whore"

Manufacturer: "Got too hungry and bit your own finger?"
- Dr. Oetker is dishing out burns now?

This is sexist. I know at least two women who'd follow a mysterious voice, baggies and tongs in hand, hoping for more taxidermy material.

I'm dating one! The downstairs bathroom has a cabinet with dead butterflies in jars, various small animal skulls, and some bats.

Hey Ma! It's that weird fucking cat again!

I mean, true, but that is the taco Bell / burger king fastfood you won't instagram. You only highlight tjw good stuff.

Yeah, but what quality blood are you getting? Vampires hunt. They select. "hey come lookitthis afore I flush it!" is going to get you some dudes, but they're gonna taste bad.

I mean in the dracula movies he has hypnotism so seems like he can go for anything he likes.

Thrill of the hunt?