Fraudsters steal 22 tonnes of high-value cheddar

My associate, Pinky and I are here to inspect your luxurious and delicious cheeses to make sure they are up to code.

At those prices, they've gotten a taste of their own medicine. Highway robbery.

Just another statistic, since cheese is the most stolen food

Is there a Facebook market place in England? Asking for a cheese loving friend of mine.

[me to the getaway driver] let's cheese it!

[driver kicks me to the curb at the police station]

Big pimpin spendin cheese.

I have a feeling their next crime will be hijacking a truck full of crackers or possibly a winery heist.

Another foodstuff heist for the record, line it up with the classic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Canadian_Maple_Syrup_Heist

This is absolutely the kind of crime I want to commit when I'm 83.

crimes in Skyrim be like

I understand the desire to steal cheddar. Sometimes I stare longingly at the large blocks in my local cheese shop.

But you can't give in to intrusive thoughts, people.

Uh.

Does anyone currently know James May's whereabouts now that Andy Wilman is presumably no longer keeping tabs on him?

How did they steal it, you may ask?

Caerphilly.

I'll see myself out.

It’s not easy bein’ cheesy