I once quoted this movie to some students I was TAing, and They didn't get it. I was like " this movie came out in like 2000. How do you not get it?" And then there was a long pause when one of them replied " I was 4 years old"
If they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs. I was also an incredible pair of legs. And tell them... tell them that I never turned down a friend. I... never turned down a stranger for that matter.
Cassandra Peterson as Elvira
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap
Dolly Parton as herself
Granted, those aren't that representative of them, but they're still both great lines 😁