What the fuck do you have to do to mash to make it into that? It looks like what I expect the early stages of industrial cardboard manufacturing looks like
Dyes?
It's poop.
Maybe buckwheat mash or half n half
It’s like food from some dystopian sci fi movie
Correct. Also known as Scottish cuisine.
Is the mash potatoes? The texture and colour is throwing me off
I thought it was butterscotch pudding and cake for a second and thought it looked awesome.
Honestly it still kinda fucks as meat and potatoes.
How... how did they get the potatoes to... fold?
Best guess: runny consistency, and poured out of the pan onto the plate.
I think it's safe to say, if you're pouring your mashed potato, you have gone too far.
Having worked in a place that served haggis, I can confirm it smells like shit from an ass.
Must be easy on the digestive system when it has to do so little to process it.
And looks like 💩
Excellent on nachos and pizza though
If it's not Scottish, it's crrrap. And, apparently, if it is Scottish, it's crrrap
Edit: legit though, haggis ain't bad, just a wee bit funky. But those potatoes+ someone needs to be banned from the kitchen
Holy Scottish shit!!
