Shrinkflation Making It Impossible to Hide Razor Blades in Candy

SALEM, MA — A recent change in the size of Hershey’s bars has made tampering with the candy an impossible task for resident weird guy…

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Reminder:

No one in your neighborhood is going to waste their expensive drugs getting your random kids high.

If they did, I'd go trick or treating and I'm a grown man.
- You're a grown man and don't go trick or treating?
Not even a fun-sized one?
They do make half blades that are basically a DE blade broken in half.

You get 2 for one!
Welp, on to fiberglass