The Onion Front Page: September 10, 2024
The Onion Front Page: September 10, 2024
The Onion used to print physical copies. I loved them so much.
43 0 ReplyThey are actually stating that back up again
68 0 ReplyThat 9/11 headline holy shit forgot about that.
17 0 ReplyNice!
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Each one a winner
35 0 ReplyTrump pronouncing Harris wrong.
10 0 ReplyBut does anyone know what her last name is?
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They’re on fire lately.
23 0 ReplyPleasantly one of the few examples of a buyout actually improving a company.
7 0 Replywho bought them? i hope they invest in the YouTube channel again
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Twilight's Last Gleaming...
chef's kiss
11 0 Replyby Pretending He Shot in Ear Again
It's sad that The Onion has had to let all their proofreaders go.
14 5 ReplyIt’s headline grammar. It’s deliberate
28 4 ReplyThat doesn't sound like headline grammar to me. You wouldn't introduce confusion about who is doing the shooting on purpose, I don't think.
10 0 ReplyDo you have any other examples of it being used this way? "By Pretending Shot In Ear Again" is what I would have expected.
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The ol redundant onion.
8 1 ReplyWhat a shit piece of paper am i... oh, it's the onion. Wait, this isn't real?
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