God of Death

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Pluto was demoted in 2006, Harambe was killed in 2016. We are not ready for 2026.
- 2026 better be the zombie apocalypse, if we keep getting the other catastrophes first there won't be enough people to become zombies
  
  Protomolecule zombies
This is a good hypothesis. Mine has been that the Mayan calendar was right, but the end of the world is a slower process than we all assumed.

Maybe Pluto and Cizin are tag teaming. Science!
- This is the way the world ends
  
  Not with a bang but a whimper.
  
  And thunderous applause
- Millions of asteroids would like a word...
  
  and charon, which is in mutual orbit with pluto and not that much smaller
  
  which really shows how much the average "pluto is a planet" person actually knows about space, lol
The way I look at it, we didn't lose a planet. We gained several others as dwarf planets. Dwarf planets are still planets after all. Pluto is their king. And if there's one thing we should have all learned by now it's that you don't mess with dwarf kings.
Pluto never changed; we did.
That would explain our current predicament pretty well.
At least half of the reason is that 2012 was roughly when a lot of millennials graduated from highschool and had to get jobs and pay bills and shit.
Nasa?

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