What if I want to gain two inches?
31 0 ReplyThen you can call me. I'll give you two inches.
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12 0 ReplyHow do the cookies help me with my Phallic Expansion Endeavors (PEE)?
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If you want a couple extra inches in you I believe I can be of service.
6 0 ReplyThat sounds like you need to go visit Procrustes and his wonderful bed that fits everyone --- eventually.
3 0 Replyjust have one funnel cake... eating contest.
2 0 ReplyWhat if I don't have to inches?
2 0 ReplyYou have to inches or no one will ever be able to inches ever again.
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2 inches of what? If it's hair, I'm disappointed but still amused at this way to advertise a regular hairdresser service
21 0 Replyaverage day in LA
12 0 ReplyLosing 2in is 30mins is basically water weight. Lose an extra .5in by pooing
/jk bc it doesn’t exactly work like that
9 0 ReplyI know that you cannot rely on peeing/pooping harder for weight loss but how is "in" a unit of weight?
3 0 ReplyI meant inches around your torso
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Too bad Nikolai Gogol isn't around to see this
7 0 ReplyHmm. How much? I've got a few extra lying around.
6 0 ReplyMy problem is while I am pretty sure I'm soulless, I also refuse to cheat someone by selling them something that doesn't exist.
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neat, douglas hofstader is in town
5 0 Replyincredible book.
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