Yeah the hard part while you're sitting around waiting for life to get better is that you have to eat broccoli instead of chips. That's no fun but that's how life gets better.
I wish I could get those all-dressed chips where I live (Texas) whenever I wanted. Best I can do is get Clancy's (store brand) from Aldi when they are in season.
After I've downed an entire bag and a half in one sitting, my mouth is full of ulcers and the farts my ass is emitting are most definitely well-seasoned.