Colorado governor to sign bills regulating funeral homes after discovery of 190 rotting bodies
Colorado governor to sign bills regulating funeral homes after discovery of 190 rotting bodies
Colorado Gov. Jared Polis is set to sign two bills that will overhaul the state’s oversight of the funeral home industry.
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FYI the funeral business is pretty much a duopoly, two companies control it and jack up prices. It's sickening.
That is why my goal is to die in the woods and get eaten by a bear. Cheaper and sustainable.
I have no family left so I am rolling for somewhere inconvenient and in massive unrecoverable debt.
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That's so evil, and truly beautiful.
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Your enemy figures out a loop hole and discovers since they are responsible for your corpse, they can do what they want. So they turn you into an anal sex doll for those on the local sex offender registry.
That'll make you immortal at least. You'll be on weird news and weird fact YouTube videos for generations to come. Being brought back up every 10 year cycle when new young ones discover the internet. Most of can only dream of being as immortal as 2 girls 1 cup, lemon party, mom with the good hands, etc.
If you start having severe chest pain, simply drive as quickly as possible to the nearest business you have issue with, stumble in and say “you did this” before collapsing dramatically.
I too pick the bear
Just throw my body in the trash
Oh, not in Colorado! It's just Bob the random doing it to be weird and creepy. Few years back, animal crematoriums were caught combining animals and other shenanigans. Death is apparently bizarre here.
Edit: also, coroners are messed up too here.