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The Feds Want to Know How Fake Titanium Got in Boeing's Planes
  • "Titanium is how much? Fuck it use the fake stuff, I need a new super yacht. What's the worst that can happen, we have to assassinate some whistle-blowers? Hahahahahahaha we can do whatever we want!" - Boeing Executive

    There I figured it out for you

  • Clarence Thomas took additional trips funded by Harlan Crow, senator reveals
  • You know how old people get, by golly they forget everything.

  • White Supremacist Group At General Mills Used KKK Imagery To Intimidate, Silence Black Workers, Lawsuit Alleges
  • They took my cereal away,
    They took my Frosted Flakes away,
    I was pouring a bowl,
    When they walked right through my door,
    They took my cereal away.

    The KKK took my cereal away,
    They took my breakfast away,
    The KKK took my cereal away,
    They took my breakfast away.

    They came while I was dreaming,
    My spoon was left there gleaming,
    They took my bowl, they took my spoon,
    Now I can’t eat in the morning,
    The KKK took my cereal away.

    The KKK took my cereal away,
    They took my breakfast away,
    The KKK took my cereal away,
    They took my breakfast away.

    And now my milk is lonely,
    Just sitting in the fridge,
    I used to have some Cap’n Crunch,
    But now it’s just a myth.

    I went to buy some more,
    But the shelves were bare and cold,
    The cereal aisle was empty,
    And now I’m feeling old,
    The KKK took my cereal away.

    The KKK took my cereal away,
    They took my breakfast away,
    The KKK took my cereal away,
    They took my breakfast away.

    They took it, they took it away,
    They took my cereal away,
    They took it, they took it away,
    They took my breakfast away.

  • Pope repeats gay slur in closed-door meeting, ANSA reports
  • Lol, old man gonna old man I guess.

  • Has someone came into where your work and you thought "Oh wow, glad you came here"
  • Lol, no one can be dad bro and granddad was known to smite a fool or two so...

    It's the name of a book of short stories by Denis Johnson.

  • Has someone came into where your work and you thought "Oh wow, glad you came here"
  • Pretty much, at the time if I had to make one more poached foie gras I was going to murder a porter just to get arrested and maybe get a full night's sleep.

  • Has someone came into where your work and you thought "Oh wow, glad you came here"
  • In my 30s I quit my super stressful job cooking fancy food for fancy fucks and got a job at Subway. It's a long story full of sex drugs and rock and roll that led me to that Subway but that's another story.

    One day I was half drunk slinging subs when this lady came in with her daughter with Down Syndrome in tow. The store was slow, it was that dead time between lunch and dinner. Anyway, mom was frazzled but the daughter, Sarah, was so excited to be there. Mom got one of those flatbread joints and Sarah started in on an epic Cold Cut Combo. It had everything on it, it was about as big around as a small tree lol. I answered all her questions and it was like any other order, well except that epic sandwich lol.

    They sat down and ate and I gave them some free cookies and went back to doing nothing. Sarah comes to the counter to say thank you, I say your welcome and then she asks me if I am sad. What? This took me aback a little. Some background, my parents had me late in life and poor health and age took them before I was 30. I have been alone for a long time now but at that time it was still kind of fresh and I didn't have anyone that cared enough to ask if I was sad. I gave her some lame "no I am just tired" answer and she went back to her mom. They finished up and were leaving when I went to wipe down their table and Sarah came running up to me and gave me a bear hug. I was just standing there arms up in the air rag in one hand looking at her mom for guidance. It was sort of startling but man, I am hard-pressed to name a more needed hug lol.

    Her mom apologised but Sarah just told me it was okay to be sad and they left. A few days later they came back and I made them sandwiches and they would sit and eat and we would all talk. I heard about school and her mom and dad and her mom would always apologize for bothering me. I was never bothered about it, I looked forward to my new friend's infectious optimism every week.

    That little girl helped me see some hope in what was at the time a dark place. I only worked there for about 18 months and when I left I waited until I saw them so I could tell them I was quitting. I ended up keeping in touch, went to a couple of birthday parties, and was pen pals with them when I moved for a new fancy food for fancy fucks job.

    Sarah died from some complications due to her disability, she had a lot going on. She never cried about it, she was never anything but smiles and compassion. When I visited her in the hospital one time she was holding court in her room with the nurses and staff all smiling and happy. Her indestructible smile changed and in some ways saved my life. I miss that kid, I wish I had known her longer. Anyway, imma go cry like a little girl for a while lol. Peace.

  • Is Hunter Biden being prosecuted because of politics?
  • I am not saying there isn't politics involved, all I am saying is he was smoking drugs and bought a gun. The frequency of prosecution does not change the fact that it's against the law. If I am not mistaken, I am often mistaken so correct me if I am, he took pictures of himself doing drugs that have landed him in this particular circumstance. The question was "Is Hunter Biden being prosecuted because of politics?" The way I see it politics is a causal factor, not the root, the root is he wasn't smart enough to put the camera down when he smoked his dope and created a paper trail by buying a gun that then allowed for some partisan hacks to make a name for themselves.

  • Is Hunter Biden being prosecuted because of politics?
  • From what I can tell he is being prosecuted because he bought a gun when he was also taking pictures of himself smoking crack. Like most criminal types he is a real brain trust.

  • Trump unleashes epic whining tirade as stunned Newsmax host watches interview derail
  • I think he means Hillary, she was the first lady and secretary of state. He has a raging chub for her.

  • "Maybe This is Too Cool" - After years of layoffs and pay/resource freezes, Amazon execs treat themselves to a private Foo Fighters concert worth millions
  • If those dirty fucking workers had just worked harder they could have a Foo Fighters concert too.

  • Trump campaign raises record $34.8 million in donations after guilty verdict
  • He is going to raise a shit load of money, get ready because now he is a martyr to rally against the corrupt criminal Biden family and his overlord Barillary Obinton. I hope I am wrong but this timeline is clown shit so...

  • Hillary Clinton celebrates Donald Trump verdict with 'She was right' merch
  • This chuckle headed twat is the reason we have Trump.

  • Trump was convicted of 34 felonies. What is Biden’s next move?
  • They should refer to him as convicted felon Donald Trump every time they use his name. Put it all in his face at every turn. Bring up old shit tie it all together and air it all but above all lean into the convicted felon part.

  • Fox News and right-wing media have already decided the Trump trial verdict
  • "Fox News knowingly lies to its viewers to undermine the legal system in the hopes that people will vote for that criminal orange cunt." FTFY

    Edit: "Fox News knowingly lies to its viewers to undermine the legal system in the hopes that people will vote for that convicted felon orange cunt."

  • Atlanta Young Republicans executive questions what purpose MTG serves in Congress
  • Come on now...everyone knows she counts the coconuts and eats the bananners.