It went on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.
And then someone said 'When is it gonna end?'
And the ad kept going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.
With a bit of polish that would be a good joke. Now that the ideas out there I wonder if it'll come back around and one day someone will tell me a joke about seeing an ad at a movie.
Just now, I was going to say "well, at least you can just fuck around on your phone until the movie starts. Nobody is going to get mad at you for being on your phone, while they're showing long-ass ads," and then I realized something: I have been disgusted with theaters for so long that I literally haven't been to a movie theater since before I had a smartphone.
Last movie I saw in the theaters was the Star Trek reboot. The first one with Chris Pine, etc. I still had a non-smart phone.
That was in '09. I guess I was waaaaaay late to the smartphone party, too. I was still using one of those where you could slide it out, to access the physical keyboard. I actually didn't use that keyboard all that often, and would probably appreciate it more now than I did then. Even though the keys were way too small. I'm just saying, the virtual keys are too small on my fucking smartphone screen, now. So it's not like much has fucking changed.
Basically, I have been an angry old man for quite a while now, and I'm just getting more disgusted by everything. Jesus Christ on a Ritz Cracker, I really shouldn't have picked "Chill Dude 69" for my screenname. It makes me sound like a chill dude from 1969. "Angry Man 80" makes much more sense.
For a car??? Don't they advertise for upcoming movies anymore?
I used to like the ads in theater because that was a great way to find next movie to go watch. Pre-covid times that is, haven't been in a theater since somehow Palps returned
Every theater I've been to has ads (mostly for local businesses it seems), followed by previews for upcoming movies, followed by the movie. So yeah, I never worry about showing up a little late to a movie
Yeah for a car. I think it was for Subaru. The ad was just the car driving through various vistas while a really long poem was being narrated. It's possible the small cinema chain we go to needs the ad money to stay afloat.
One of the main reasons I used to go to movies - to eat a big bucket of popcorn, I always loved theater popcorn. I can't find any microwave popcorn that even comes close to it. Now I'm older, and I have diverticulitis (those little pouches in the intestines that most people get eventually) so, I can't really eat it like I used to. And that makes me sad : ( because I love popcorn!!
I always get the super mega maxi alpha cosmic size and finish it off in spite of my own common sense. When the lights come on, I get to see myself covered in popcorn with a greasy hand, but I'm too tired and sick to sob, so just shuffle out under a cloud of shame and prepare to deal with removing kernels from my teeth for the next four hours. Sometimes my wife sees the regret coming and tries to take the bucket off me, but it's like trying to take a bone from a dog.