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Post taco night: A story in pictures

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If your tacos are making you constipated you're doing it wrong.
- If your tacos cause you gastric distress of any kind, you're a weakling, and your bloodline must end.
  
  I eat some heinous peppers. Heinous. If a common taco, or Taco Bell, causes issue, you got issues. It ain't the food.
  
  It's such a common meme that I guess there must be some truth to it, but even as an IBS sufferer the idea that exposure to any vaguely ethnic food will cause a white person's ass to explode the next day is utterly baffling.
- Jackfruit and beet tacos with curtido
  
  See, that's what's known as "wrong".
  
  Down under?
- I think it's a diarrhea face. Yeah, that's a fun thing to say out loud.
  
  While it could be seen that way, the second GIF tends to lean toward the constipation interpretation. Another fun thing to say.
- But there's so many of them and it's so convenient.
What is a post taco? And why does it look like Kirk is sticking his "post taco" up his ass?
This is the best community on the internet. Never had I been so consistently in stitches.
So you can get some ointments what can help with that
You make it til the next morning? I'm lucky it I make it 20 minutes

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