Sounds like an SCP
Still not as good as Crunchy Frog.
"We use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose."
Don't you even take the bones out?
If they took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy!
Stable diffusion prompt: background of planet LV426, dark, center frame is Cadbury Creme egg pointing upright on the ground with a haze of vapor floating in the air, one egg is peeled back from into four petals centering at the top as a sci-fi face hugger emerges from the Cadbury egg, in bio-industrial art style of Swiss artist HG Giger
Wow. Can’t believe the Whizzo Chocolate Company is still in business after those two inspectors showed up.
We use only the finest baby crabs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
But it's still a crab!
"This creme egg is crunchier than I'm used to..."
Probably taste better than they currently do.
For real, they used to have actual cream inside them. Now it's just this weird fucking yellow toothpaste.
Those would be popular in Asia.
Everything keeps evolving into crabs!
Dont threaten a Marylander with a good time..
Seems like an SCP
Dude, blue crab? Fucking delicious!
I bought one of these and the crab arrived already dead.
Very disappointed, 1 star.
Mandela effect: Does anyone else remember this being a blue lobster?
