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Florida advances law banning children under 16 from using social media
  • How they think this is gonna go: "Haha, now that we got all those youngins off the ticktoks they have to listen to us and believe what we tell them"

    How it's really gonna go: "JUNIOR GET THE FUCK IN HERE! I need to see the new Trump meme from aunt Karen, why the hell does my facebook have 'blocked in the state of Florida' all over it? What'd you do to it?"

  • Trump Demands Total Presidential Immunity -- Even for Acts That 'Cross the Line'
  • Seriously! I just wanna see one Dem call him on this and say "yup, you're right! so here's Biden with a car battery and jumper cables, an all-in-one water boarding set from Bed Bath & Beyond, a bucket of nails, and one 56 inch magnum dildo. what happens in the white house stays in the white house, ya know what I mean *nudge nudge wink wink!"

  • Nothing to hide argument
  • Oh yeah! Well I don't care about my life because I have nothing to live for.

  • Haier hits Home Assistant plugin dev with takedown notice
  • Why would it be illegal? A cease and desist is just a fancy letter saying do what we want or else we'll go crying to a judge. If the original dev hasn't done anything wrong (I'm not familiar with the project but I'd still say that's highly likely to be the case) then there's nothing to worry about. So make all the clones you want, and watch a dumbass company Streisand itself

  • Detroit Lions beat L.A. Rams, 24-23, for first playoff win in 32 years
  • Haha, actually I've met a number of KC fans whose NFC team is Philly. Kelce, Andy Reid, and hating the Pats are just a few of the things we have in common

  • What has been your best financial move in life?
  • Oh god, I hear ya. A long while back I needed some serious treatment and ended up in a hospital for two weeks. It was the first time I had ever gotten truly sick, so I was dreading the final bill. But when the docs said nah you're good, it's covered, just take your meds and come back in a week for your follow-up, I damn near died a second time :P

  • Detroit Lions beat L.A. Rams, 24-23, for first playoff win in 32 years
  • I dunno, GB vs Dallas was a great game for me as a Philly/KC fan ;)

  • What has been your best financial move in life?
  • A literal move actually. 20 years ago I moved from America to a country with universal health care. That has saved my family probably close to a quarter million bucks in health care fees alone.

  • TIL the fortune-telling practice of Tyromancy uses cheese to predict the future.
  • wait to see which one molded first. And there it was—your life partner!

    Why should I pick some chump who's gonna give up on me in the middle of the relationship. I want someone who's gonna last, like Brie!

  • Man Rushed to Hospital After Accidentally Laying On Pillow With Decorative Button
  • I know this is supposed to be a parody, but is it really?

  • Trump team argues assassination of rivals is covered by presidential immunity
  • yeah, most devils have fire and poison immunity. you're gonna need a silver weapon or something that does holy damage

  • SLPT: Before taking what you think is the biggest shit of your life in the restroom of someone you barely know, make yourself a favor and flush the toilet once to make sure it is functional.
  • In all seriousness, no need to wait until the end, just flush after each turd. If it's so monster, it's gonna take a few times to get it all anyways

  • Creamy centres
  • For real, they used to have actual cream inside them. Now it's just this weird fucking yellow toothpaste.

  • Wizards of the Coast admits AI used in marketing assets
  • Agreed, it's already starting to climb out of the uncanny valley and it will only continue to get better. Within another 5~10 years I doubt most people will be able to distinguish it from something a real person created at all.

    In this case though, I honestly wonder if anyone really cares if WotC or any other company uses it, considering any sane person avoids advertisements like the plague nowadays.

  • Anon gets @'d in the group chat
  • They think he's gonna become a school shooter so they're trying to give him reasons not to do it

  • They say love and justice don't mix in a city like this - one that thrives on corruption and vice. But from the heart of the shadows, there stood only one woman who dared to challenge Tommy Two Finge

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    Best games that can be completed in under ten hours?
  • A Short Hike is a great little platformer you can finish in a couple hours.

    Super Mario RPG is a classic and can be squeezed into 10 hours if you rush, but probably closer to 12~15.

  • Need to update the meme

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    I wish I had god-like powers

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    www.smithsonianmag.com Netflix Plans to Open Brick-and-Mortar Stores in 2025

    Visitors will dine at themed restaurants and participate in immersive experiences

    Netflix Plans to Open Brick-and-Mortar Stores in 2025
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    www.businessinsider.com Ukraine claims it broke through part of Russia's fearsome defensive line in its counterattack. The next layer is even worse.

    Russia used concrete to build its deeper defenses, presenting a tougher challenge for Ukraine's counteroffensive, per a top official.

    Ukraine claims it broke through part of Russia's fearsome defensive line in its counterattack. The next layer is even worse.
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    www.politico.com Feds alert judge to Trump’s ‘If you go after me, I’m coming after you!’ post

    Prosecutors say the former president’s message on Truth Social raises specter he might use evidence to target witnesses.

    Feds alert judge to Trump’s ‘If you go after me, I’m coming after you!’ post

    Prosecutors say the former president’s message on Truth Social raises specter he might use evidence to target witnesses.

    In a court filing just before 10 p.m. Friday, Senior Assistant Special Counsels Molly Gaston and Thomas Windom alerted the judge in Trump’s latest criminal case — U.S. District Court Judge Tanya Chutkan — to a combative post Trump sent earlier in the day.

    “If you go after me, I’m coming after you!” Trump wrote in all caps Friday afternoon on Truth Social, which is run by a media company he co-owns.

    The prosecutors said Trump’s post raised concerns that he might improperly share evidence in the case on his social media account and they urged that he be ordered to keep any evidence prosecutors turn over to his defense team from public view.

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    The Fate of Humanity

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    Non-binary Britain

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    Hey there! It looks like you're trying to write something!

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    Utarube Camp, Aomori Japan

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    Drugs rule

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    Hot dogs and eggs jello!

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    Hey guys! The rules said I need to bring dessert

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    Spaghetti Os and Weiners

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    Sakura tree near my house this spring

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    English Grammar Rules

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    New game, new rules!

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    Met this guy at a torii gate on Rabbit Island (Ōkunoshima)

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    Sweet and sour pork

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    Chicken & Rice bowl with salad

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